Honkai: Star Rail: I Hand Out Bizarre Light Cones and Drive the Whole Universe Crazy

Yun Qi transmigrated to the Honkai: Star Rail universe. After dying 99 gruesome deaths, he finally saw through the vanity of the world and decided to give up trying.

On his 100th rebirth, he awakened the Elation Blind Box System. Guided by the principle that “you should never make yourself suffer,” he invested everywhere in the future big shots while they were still kids.

But every Light Cone the System gave him came with an absurd side effect:

Whenever Silver Wolf hacked into a system, she had to shout embarrassing magical-girl catchphrases;

Whenever Jing Yuan drew his blade, the Divine General was forcibly turned into a pink plush toy;

Whenever Kafka fought, a maid-outfit transformation effect was guaranteed to trigger!

Years later, Yun Qi faked his death and went into hiding on the Xianzhou as a trader.

Who could have guessed that the kids he'd pranked back then had grown into max-level powerhouses, formed a “Victims' Alliance,” and put out a galaxy-wide bounty to hunt him down!

Silver Wolf gritted her teeth. “Yun Qi, get back here and cook for me, and undo this stupid setting!”

As one powerful figure after another menacingly blocked his door, Yun Qi calmly sipped his tea and activated [Godfather Privilege]: ignore level differences and suppress absolutely!

“My rebellious disciples, it's time to remember the terror of being under your old man's thumb.”