Let You Go to the Training, and You Ask the Dean to Pull the Hook and Hand Him the Knife

[God-level doctor + hilarious imagination + extreme contrast + hardcore slap in the face] Gu Yan, a low-level trainee in the emergency department, accidentally unlocked the [Organ Dialogue System] while working the night shift. When I meet a spirited young man who insists that he just "eats late night snacks until his stomach hurts". The [spleen] in the body yelled: "Eat it up! He was kicked in the ribs during a fight three days ago! I have 2000 ml of blood in my capsule now. If he dares to fart hard, I will immediately detonate on the spot like C4! The whole village is having a feast!" Gu Yan slapped a critical illness notice on the table with his backhand: "Delayed splenic rupture, immediately send to operating room No. 1 For laparotomy!" Met an extremely arrogant billionaire CEO with bodyguards. [Double Kidneys] is wailing in despair: "Gout, you uncle! In order to regain his glory, this old pervert secretly took the Sanwu folk prescription Dabu Pill! Hurry up and pick a better urn for him!" Gu Yan sneered and pushed the bodyguard away: "Acute heavy metal poisoning has caused kidney failure. If we don't undergo dialysis immediately, we will call the funeral car tomorrow morning!" Because he did not have the authority to be the chief surgeon, Gu Yan started working the night shift, and all the directors of the hospital suffered the same crime. At three o'clock in the morning, the top boss of the heart, mind and body was forcibly pulled out of bed by a series of life-threatening calls. He went to the emergency room with a knife and wanted to scold Gu Yan, but when he saw the terminally ill patient on the hospital bed, the eyes of this group of over 50-year-old bosses suddenly glowed green and they swallowed wildly: "Damn it! A living rare medical record of a mutation? My paper in the top issue of The Lancet is now available!" "Gu Shen, please step back! Don't get your hands dirty. Old man, I will do the surgery myself. Please give me a chance to show your name!"