The Cat I Picked up Turned into a Paper Man Husband

[Abstract love-dressing female protagonist + double-standard tsundere male protagonist + meeting a close friend in a low mountain and smelly water + pure love + light cultivation + atypical double penetration] #, the eldest lady of the underworld, paper sex# Everyone thought that the poor student she raised, Gu Hanxuan, was her favorite. After all, he has the exact same face as her childhood boyfriend. Only she knew that she didn't even bother to touch the corner of his clothes. Gu Hanxuan deliberately pretended to be a male god and hung up on her, but she just felt that this cosplayer was too unprofessional and always OOC. Until true love comes, the real "husband" travels from the second dimension to the bed. Good news: Real husband. Bad news: Juveniles. Jiang Yunxian: Everyone says you lack love, but I think you lack morality. "Why is this room full of pictures of me?" "Master, please don't peek into the fandom." In order to send this arrogant little brat back to his original world, A "Guide to the Rehabilitation of Secondary Disease" was staged. As for why she pretends to be able to keep her, but really wants to let her go. Don't ask, asking means the depth of love. She obviously promised to send him back immediately, but her style gradually went out of style... When we met again, the 14-year-old kid became a 24-year-old gloomy young man, hugging people and saying he would never let go. She patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I'll go home with my sister first and kick that pretty boy who wants to take advantage of my canary position."