What's it like to be a eunuch by day and a consort by night?
Lou Chu transmigrates out of nowhere into a barren wilderness, where he also happens to do a good deed and save an unconscious man.
He makes up a story, claiming he's on his way to stay with relatives but got robbed along the way and lost all his money... so he'll have to go into town and find a little job just to scrape by.
Xiao Zelin waves a hand. “No problem. I can help you.”
Lou Chu believes him.
Only after they reach the city does he learn that this guy is actually the emperor! And Lou Chu is a beauty sent as tribute who ran away along the way!
He'd been fooled so badly!
Xiao Zelin sits on the dragon throne, looking down at him. His voice is chilling. “Going to stay with relatives? Got robbed on the way? Came to town to make a living?”
Lou Chu trembles with every question.
“N-no, Your Majesty, you've got it wrong.”
“Your servant won't go anywhere but the palace.”
And so he's forced to live under the thumb of a tyrant of an emperor.
One little mistake, and his head could roll.
By day, he's a little eunuch, diligently looking after His Majesty in the imperial study.
By night, he's a consort, diligently looking after His Majesty in the bedchamber.
When Xiao Zelin gets up, he helps him get dressed.
When Xiao Zelin eats, he pours his tea and serves his food.
When Xiao Zelin goes to bed, he attends to him himself.
A big, gorgeous, thick-headed Northeastern beauty as the bottom X a doting, cunning top who kills without blinking
It looks good. It looks good. It looks great. I didn't even skip a chapter.