Honghuang: Let You Be a Mount, and You Buy It for Zero Yuan?

[Prehistoric + system + relaxed and funny + sinister + imagination] Traveling through the wilderness, Li Xuan transformed into a green bull. I wanted to hug Laojun's thigh until the end of time, but unexpectedly I awakened the [Ten Thousand Realms Group Fighting System]! As a result, the entire prehistoric style of painting completely collapsed. When Zixiao Palace heard this, they were shocked by the frenzy of bargaining! Tongtian hugged Yuanshi's thigh and cried: "Second brother, please click it for me! This Immortal Sword is only 0.001 Spiritual power short and can be purchased for zero yuan!" Under the Zhuxian Formation, Guang Chengzi was about to smash the Heaven-turning Seal when he shouted: "Fellow Taoist, please stay!" Guang Chengzi sneered: "It's useless to beg for mercy!" Zhao Gongming took out the jade slip and said, "No, can you scan a code first? My [Hunyuan Golden Dou Deluxe Edition] has been successfully put together immediately. You help me chop it once, and I will let you smash it three times!" On the Pingding Mountain in the journey to the west, King Jinjiao held up a purple-gold and red gourd: "Sun Wukong! Do you dare to agree when I call you?!" Sun Dasheng took out the jade slip from his ear: "Don't talk nonsense! I, Old Sun, helped chop the [Pangu Ax Three-Minute Experience Card] all over the Internet. Now there is only the last 0.0001 Gold ingots left to withdraw cash! You quickly ask Yinjiao to come over and help me order it, and I will give you half of Tang Monk's meat!" Everyone in the world laughs at me for disturbing the Three Realms, inciting all the powerful men to go crazy and engage in prostitution for free, just for fun and fun. But little did they know that I was secretly reconciling the chaotic causes and effects of heaven through zero-yuan transactions, smoothing over horrific calamities, and trying to make up for countless tragedies and regrets in the prehistoric times. Lao Tzu warns: Interfering wantonly with the operation of heaven will lead to disaster! I gently handed over the jade slip: a saint might as well chop him with a knife, a chance, maybe one less life will be slaughtered.