Others Cultivate Immortality, I Bury the Dead: None Like Me in This World

[Survivalist Way] [Comedy] [System] [the Myriad Worlds] [play the pig to eat the tiger]

I, Shen Shi'an, am a professional corpse-burier at a mass grave.

I only wanted to keep a low profile, dig graves, and survive until ascension. But my System is outrageously powerful: it gives me rewards for every person I bury!

I buried a demonic sect elder, and the sect master immediately knelt, honored me as the "Ancestor's Spokesperson," and granted me a death-exemption token!

I buried a seductive demoness, and an aloof prodigy insisted on becoming my confidant, crying and begging to protect me!

The entire sect thinks I'm a hidden powerhouse, but all I really want is to quietly collect and bury corpses!

You ask how a lowly gravedigger like me can act so arrogantly?

The head of the Punishment Hall wants to kill me? I turn the tables and frame him, making him pay until he's left with nothing but his pants!

A prodigy from a neighboring sect comes to provoke me? One shovel strike leaves him crippled, and I extort his entire sect while I'm at it!

Facing powerful enemies, I hold melon seeds in my left hand and an iron shovel in my right. "Don't rush into a fight. Pick out a good burial site first. Luxury graves are 20% off!"

What's so impressive about killing people? I can make the dead talk, make my enemies send me money, and get the whole world lining up to be buried by me!

Don't mess with me. I just want to be an ordinary corpse collector.

If you do mess with me...

How about a luxury mass-grave package? We dig and bury, and throw in a prime burial site for free!