[Everyone dotes on the heroine + hilarious + ensemble cast + family bonds + going crazy + turning dark]
❣️After Su Zhi awakens, she discovers that her whole family are cannon-fodder hopeless romantics.
Her eldest brother is a ruthless big shot in the capital’s elite circle. He donates a kidney for love and dies of a postoperative infection.
Her second brother is a musical genius who ghostwrites songs for the female lead, only to be accused of plagiarism and driven into depression by online abuse.
Her younger brother is the school bully. He feels sorry for the female lead and steals money from home to boost her online stats, only to be stabbed to death by one of her brainless fans.
Even worse, Su family’s three sons are all love-struck over the female lead, while their father is obsessed with the female lead’s mother.
To go square dancing with the female lead’s mother, Mr. Su steals his late wife’s big gold bracelet to curry favor with her.
Even the family dog spends all day sniffing the female lead’s dog’s butt, only to be kicked to death by the male lead’s dog.
Yabbadabbadoo, hopeless romantics. Even zombies won’t eat them.
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❣️Su Zhi: “I’ve changed my name. From now on, call me Su Zhi, with the Zhi meaning ‘to cure.’ I cure hopeless romantics.”
Big brother wants to donate a kidney, huh? Those kidneys look pretty good. Why not sell them to a hotpot restaurant? One, two, three, here’s the link!
Second brother likes writing songs for the female lead? I’ll help him sign a bet-against-the-odds contract. If he can’t write a hundred songs in a year, the penalty is ten billion.
The youngest is easy: send him straight to the reality show Metamorphosis and let him experience what real hardship is like.
Finally, sign Dad up for senior college, then bring Grandpa home to make sure he studies.
As for the family’s real simp, the poodle, neutering is its only way out.
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❣️To save her family, Su Zhi finds a “good little brother” to pretend to date her.
Her little brother is sweet and obedient, but in some unseen corner, his eyes are deep and dark.
After her family recovers from their lovesickness, the puppy boy actually wants to force her into a relationship…
I have a suggestion for the teacher. I have read all the updated ones. The feeling after reading it is that it is very interesting when the heroine competes with her family. In the beginning, it was okay when the heroine borrowed the hero to attract her brother's attention. However, later on, the hero's role became more and more important, but it seemed very disconnected from saving the family. The author could try to add the hero into the heroine's plan to save the family and participate. It would look much better if there is a connection. This is just my personal idea. I hope the teacher will consider it.
A very nice new book, don't miss it if you pass by it!
Very funny, very interesting, this is the best book I can read so far
The author, please write [KISS]
It's so beautiful [grass has been planted][grass has been planted]
I have a suggestion for the teacher. I have read all the updated ones. The feeling after reading it is that it is very interesting when the heroine competes with her family. In the beginning, it was okay when the heroine borrowed the hero to attract her brother's attention. However, later on, the hero's role became more and more important, but it seemed very disconnected from saving the family. The author could try to add the hero into the heroine's plan to save the family and participate. It would look much better if there is a connection. This is just my personal idea. I hope the teacher will consider it.
A very nice new book, don't miss it if you pass by it!
Very funny, very interesting, this is the best book I can read so far
The author, please write [KISS] It's so beautiful [grass has been planted][grass has been planted]