[Modern time travels through the past, women wear men, one-way mind reading, light and refreshing writing, group portraits of powerful countries, anti-routine sycophants, growth of powerful ministers, rewriting of fate, male identity experience, back-house plotting, budding Westernization, financial reform, new coastal defense policy]
Stack a buff first! There is no intention to save feudal society! I want this land to be less painful in the future. When the great powers came to visit a hundred years later, at least some people lit the lamp in advance. It's not that I want to continue the Qing Dynasty! There is a fundamental difference!
I, the lawyer from Shanghai, Chuang Cheng Heshen, am forced to watch the inner one-man show of my boss Qianlong every day.
Qianlong looked solemn: "The river defense is in disrepair every year, what crime do you deserve!"
In my heart: [How come no one praises my poems! Didn't I write well?
Me (forced to open business): "The emperor's hymn is like the heart of heaven, one word can determine the water dragon king in the world!"
Result: The money for river management was approved and I was promoted.
Qianlong looked indifferent on the surface: "I have never cared much about my appetite."
In my heart: [I want to eat the donkey and roll around... But the censor is watching, it's so annoying.
Me (licking the dog with tears in my eyes): "The Emperor has many things to do every day, this is a medicinal diet, not a snack!"
Result: I became a member of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Qianlong looked scornful on the surface: "The barbarians' strange skills and tricks are nothing to mention."
In my heart: [That foreign gun is so powerful! I want it! But wouldn't it be shameful to admit it?
Me (incarnate as a PUA master): "This is not a powerful thing by foreigners, it is a gift from God. This thing is used to demonstrate the power of the Emperor!"
Result: The firearms improvement project was launched, and I became the overall director.
Me (crying): I beg you, please stop thinking!
Qianlong (touched): Heshen, my confidant!
Others (horrified): He Shen, this sycophant, is so terrifying!
