Mom Told Me to Take Our Hen to Kunlun Technical School to Cultivate Immortality

[Cultivation academy + absurd comedy + an ordinary mortal's rise + a fiercely protective backer + a slacker taking on an immortal academy + unconventional wish fulfillment]

On the day she fails the college entrance exam, Feng Wuxu already has it all figured out.

She'll go back to her village to fight roosters, walk the dog, and fish. If all else fails, she'll lease three mu of fishpond and still have something to look forward to in life.

Then her mom turns around and shoves an acceptance letter to “Kunlun Technical School” into her hands.

She even stuffs their short-tempered, lazy, food-loving hen, Gugu, into a woven sack.

“Let Gugu lay you some eggs to help your brain!”

Feng Wuxu carries the chicken to registration and freezes on the spot.

Weren't they supposed to be learning to operate excavators and weld? Why are all those people flying around on swords?

Every top student at the school has either the best spiritual roots or an heir's place in a cultivation family. She's the only ordinary mortal with no talent for studying.

While others practice swordsmanship, she turns it into a village brawl. While others raise spirit herbs, she yanks them up to feed the chicken.

While others study the silkworm's thread, she uses it as fishing line to catch the dragon koi the principal has raised for three hundred years.

The class monitor says she's skipped class again to go fishing. Squatting by the pond, she shoots back, “So what?”

Then, during the academy tournament, the second-generation cultivators lay a net to kick this “technical-school delinquent” out of Kunlun for ruining the school's reputation.

At the critical moment, Gugu the chicken, who had been dozing off, swishes her tail feathers.

She transforms into an ancient divine phoenix, her wings blotting out the sky as she knocks every prodigy's natal magical treasure flying.

The divine phoenix lands and turns into a short-tempered, powerful woman in a red top and floral shorts. She slaps the back of the cultivation world's revered principal's head.

“My precious niece worked so hard just to get a diploma. Which blind fool thinks they can expel her?!”