My Master Is the Heavenly Venerable

Lighthearted and humorous, this is a funny urban cultivation story: no invincible protagonist, no brainless characters, and plenty of logic. The master is unreliable, and the disciple is no more dependable. “Master, aren't cultivators supposed to clear their minds of worldly desires, want nothing, and calmly endure insults?” “If someone spits in your face, can you take it?” “No.” “Then what the hell are you talking about?” “What should I do, then?” “Beat him up.” “What if I can't win?” “Get your master to beat him up.” “What if you can't beat him either, Master?” Yuan Chu opened his eyes and flicked Shen Qiu on the forehead. Furious, he said: “Then get your grandmaster to beat him up! If he still refuses to behave, kill him, bring him back to life, and kill him again!!!!” Watch as a villain reborn for the ninth time turns the world upside down.