[The female protagonist eats melon + the male protagonist reads the mind + the tyrant dotes on his wife + the salty fish against internal friction]
After a sudden death while working overtime, Wei Xiaoman transformed into a cannon fodder concubine and was bound to the "Top Secret Melon-Eating System".
She originally wanted to watch the show in the harem with her melon seeds in her pocket, and she would never get involved until she died!
But who would have thought that the murderous and crazy tyrant could actually read her mind? !
At the Hundred Flowers Banquet, the tyrant became ill and wanted to go on a killing spree, and the whole audience was trembling with fear. Only Wei Xiaoman in the corner was showing off his barbecue, and barrages were flying in his mind:
Wow! The tyrant is in great shape! However, the left prime minister's wig was attached crookedly, and the right prime minister's red long johns were exposed! Oh my god, that little precious son of the Queen Mother is not the father of the late Emperor at all? !
The tyrant's hand holding the knife trembled slightly, and he followed his heart and carried the "fun man" back to the palace on the spot.
From then on, the painting style of Dayuan Dynasty changed drastically.
Green tea noble framed? Xiao Man: [Oh, she has ten years of onychomycosis and athlete's foot, but she still dares to steal my hairpin? The next day, the noble man was rewarded with the best footbath, and the whole palace was killed!
Moral kidnapping by a scumbag dad? Xiaoman: [Why are you pretending to be noble, old beast? I have seen all the traitorous account books in the secret room of your Duobao Pavilion! The next day, the scumbag father was brutally ransacked and all his underwear was taken off!
Wei Xiaoman relied on eating melons and turned the hell-level palace battle into a dimension-reducing attack.
All civil and military officials in the dynasty were stripped down to their underwear, and they cried and begged the emperor to take care of his empress.
The tyrant, however, held his salted fish flowers in his arms, his eyes lazily and cruelly: "Shut up, I still want to listen to the queen announce tonight's big melon!"
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How do modern sober social animals manage to criticize tyrants by "eating melons"? Click to read the text. Today's melon will keep it ripe and sweet, and you will laugh your head off!
