“Red flowers bloom across the land, and we face death without fear! The Iron-Blooded Youth Corps of the Nation-Defending Society welcomes our Chief, Zhou Xingxing!”
“Junior Brother, are these your lackeys?”
Looking at his six-year-old senior sister Tang Doudou’s serious expression, Zhou Xingxing was so furious he nearly died.
“They’re my soldiers and my comrades, not lackeys.”
“Oh 🙄!”
Tang Doudou nodded, then shouted to the people behind her.
“Eldest Senior Brother, stew Master’s black-boned phoenix chicken for Junior Brother to build up his strength.”
“What? I’m the grandmaster of the sword dao! You want me to stew a chicken for him?”
“Second Senior Brother, Junior Brother’s candy beans are all gone. Do you have any more?”
“Those are the Great Dream Spring and Autumn Pills that everyone dreams of getting, not candy beans! You actually eat them like candy?”
“Third Senior Brother, where’s your Golden Crystal Chaos Beast? Junior Brother wants to ride it.”
“Your Third Senior Brother, the Nine Nether Demon Emperor, made himself scarce ages ago.”
“Third Senior Brother is so stingy for a Nine Nether Demon Emperor. Fourth Senior Brother is the one who loves Doudou and Junior Brother most.”
“Hey, are you using my Bloodshadow Saber to kill a chicken?”
“Fifth Senior Brother, Sixth Senior Brother, why are you running?”
“Junior Sister, Junior Brother, we have things to do. Let’s meet another day!”
“Leave the Heavenly Demon Zither and Samsara Spear here. Let us play with them for a couple of days.”
“My two little ancestors, the two holes you made in the sect’s main hall last time still haven’t been repaired.”
“Sixth, hurry up and stop dawdling. Before the readers catch on, the best plan is to run!”
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