Eighty Years Old: A Breath Unleashes Divine Might, Speedrunning the Advanced Martial World

[Turns into a round-headed old cat] [Never transforms into human form, no human CP] [A little surreal] [Anime skills and powers: divine powers, Susanoo, Limitless Cursed Technique...]

"Hakimi, north-south mung beans."

While humming a tune, Shen Lang runs into bad luck and is defeated. He never expected to transmigrate into a round-headed old cat!

To avoid getting his pills snatched, Shen Lang splits into three with a single hiss, then combines the three hisses into one super-hiss.

"Hiss!"

Shen Lang successfully awakens the Hissing System. The more he hisses, the stronger he gets. As long as he has enough hiss points, he can unlock all kinds of anime skills, along with divine treasures like [Hakimi], [North-South Mung Beans], and [Manbo].

From then on, Shen Lang hisses farther and farther along the path of hissing.

When terrifying disaster beasts descend from the abyss...

Hiss! You don't even know the difference in strength, and you dare challenge the Great Old-Cat Emperor!

When faced with an evil cat house that imprisons three thousand beauties...

Hiss! Thirty years hissing in the east, thirty years hissing in the west. Don't look down on an old cat just because he's poor!

Shen Lang discovers that the cat clan's lives are as worthless as grass in this high-martial world, and they have no way to stop fate's great wheel from crushing them.

"Hiss until nobody in the nine heavens and ten lands dares call themselves supreme, and then there won't be a single meow by my side?"

No! Langlang Cat chooses to study the Dao and learn new skills, changing the fate of the cat clan.

Until the day the ninth-rank human powerhouses remember the fear of being ruled by abyssal disaster beasts...

"Hiss!"

"In front of me, the Great Old Cat, who dares call themselves invincible? Who dares claim they cannot be defeated?"