I dressed as Zhu An, Lu Xun's bride.
On the wedding night, he said coldly: "My mother tricked me into coming back to get married. This marriage is not what I wanted."
I lifted my hijab and said, "What a coincidence, I don't want to get married either. How about we become a couple?"
He looked at me in shock, and all I could think about was—
How to use modern knowledge to make the best out of this bad hand.
Then look down [laughs]