The author of the heartfelt work From Bachelor Village to Giant Island: Slaying Gods All the Way, by Yanbo Lianyan
[Tags: Lao Da is Dora B Meng + wild imagination and lighthearted fun + hilarious absurdity + unhinged style]
My cousin is a secret alien agent, a master of singing, dancing, and rap after two and a half years of hard training. He infiltrated Earth just to lay eggs in secret and breed a race of mice.
I awakened a cosmic mouse spirit form with squinty eyes and a face so handsome it was off the charts.
Bearded, pudgy Pang Hu likes to pretend to be Jingxiang and play Jie Ge's little games! The real Jingxiang was devoured and imprisoned by him long ago.
Mamba Lao Da loves sausages and iced tea. An army of a hundred thousand alien mice started doing square dances on the spot, and one elbow strike from me reduced them all to ash.
Everyone in this chaotic multiverse is plotting against everyone else. Each person has an ulterior motive, and even brothers to your face are ready to stab you in the back at any moment.
⚠️Major warning: The real Jingxiang is still buried deep underground, gnawing on the source of the Heavenly Dao. In the next chapter, she'll burst out of the earth and slaughter everyone in sight!
It's unhinged, utterly absurd from start to finish, with nonstop jokes. Read it in one sitting and laugh until you convulse. No filler, guaranteed.
