The day I became the cousin of King Zhou, I picked up a nine-tailed fox from a mass grave.
She was covered in blood and bit my sleeve and said, "Sir, help me..."
I was about to be a hero and save the beauty, when I heard something in my head:
[Activation of exciting entry: Beauty is a disaster]
[Effect: Conquer the nine-tailed fox, increase Dashan's luck by +10,000, and clear the countdown to the destruction of the country]
[Hidden entry: If you refuse, you will be struck to death by lightning within three days]
Me:? ? ? Isn't it okay if I don't accept her as a co-author?
Okay, take it.
When I went to court the next day, I pulled Daji and knelt down in the main hall: "Cousin! That old boy Shen Gongbao peeked at your memorial last night! I saw it with my own eyes!"
The court hall exploded, Shen Gongbao went crazy, and Wen Zhong rushed back all night.
Later, Xiqi came to fight, and the gods also came to join in the fun.
But beside me - Daji is sharpening the knife, Sanxiao is setting up the formation, Dragon Girl is shaking people, Fengnu is setting fire.
Nuwa asked me in her dream: "What do you want?"
I lay on the roof of the hall, hugged Daji's tail and smiled: "I don't want to do anything. I just want my cousin to be a stable emperor, and I... Acquire a few more beautiful wives, and wait to die."
The panel pops up: [The exciting entry is achieved: a house full of beauties. Reward: The free body of all realms.
I'm happy.
This day is comfortable.
