Slay the Gods: I Turned into Klee from the Start, and Qiye Shut Down

[Female-led Slayer of the Gods fanfiction + Teyvat System + hilarious contrast + physical exorcisms + sweet romance with no angst]

The gods are awakening, and the mist is descending? Followers of the Outer Gods are throwing their weight around?

Chi You isn’t scared in the slightest. She turns this cruel, high-risk world of despair into a joyful, all-star Teyvat monster-mowing show.

A high-level water ghost tries to ambush a blind boy?

Chi You: “Blow them all to smithereens!”

Boom! The water ghost vanishes into dust. Lin Qiye, who was just about to draw his sword and strike a cool pose, gets drenched from head to toe and is forced to accept a fluffy Dodoco doll.

Lin Qiye is devastated: Where’s the monster I was supposed to practice on and level up with?!

Zhao Kongcheng has stacked a whole pile of death flags and is preparing to make a tragic sacrifice to move everyone to tears?

Chi You slaps away his fatal forbidden technique and shoves a “Teyvat Fried Egg” into the big guy’s mouth. “Quit pretending, Uncle. Eat something tasty, get up, and keep fighting!”

The Night’s Watchers, who were ready to fight to the death, are collectively stunned: You can even reject the King of Hell’s summons?!

As the story unfolds, things get more and more ridiculous.

The dramatic young lady Furina leads an army of seafood to sweep through the brutal training camp, while the social recluse Zhongli makes all of Shangjing City tremble with a single “Heaven and Earth, Behold!”…

Looking at Chi You, who stands amid the remains of the Outer Gods, blinking her big eyes and sweetly asking to be picked up, Lin Qiye silently withdraws his divine aura and lets out a helpless, indulgent sigh:

“Fine. I guess I’m the only one in the world who can keep her in line… Wait! What’s that gigantic glowing red ball in your hand?! Put it down, now!”

Open the book and see how this dramatic heroine fights magic with magic and finds herself in a hilariously chaotic, sugary-sweet romance at the end of the world!