Emergency Night Shift: Please Stop Asking the Director to Get Up

As soon as I entered the emergency department of the hospital, I was forced to bind the [life and death warning system]. As long as I look at the patient, I can know the most accurate cause of death and countdown to death. In order to prevent patients from dying while I was on duty, I had to become the "late night reminder" for all the surgical directors in the hospital! "Director Gao, don't sleep! The patient with stomach pain you received this afternoon will have an aortic dissection in twenty minutes!" "Director Qin, stop taking a shower! That old man who claims to have drunk too much has an aneurysm in his head that is about to take off!" During the day, I am a humble graduate student in the department who is unknown and cannot finish writing medical records; At night, I am the "night shift judge" who can make all the directors of the hospital rush to the operating room in bare feet with just one phone call. Faced with all kinds of pressure from the deputy director and cynicism from my competitors, I blindly punctured the pneumothorax in the elevator and detoxified it with a 50-cent ordinary injection, giving these authoritative experts a collective concussion on the spot! At twelve o'clock tonight, my night shift will start again. Directors of major departments, have your mobile phones been charged and the volume turned up to the maximum? Come on in quickly, and I will show you what "The King of Hell wants you to die in the middle of the night, Jie Du dragged the director up overnight and welded the ICU door shut"!