"Take the Five Immortals to worship the Three Pure Ones, fight against the God of Heaven, go to the underworld, and get a wife and have two children."
My name is Shen Luobei, I am a gangster from Kaoshantun. I have no ambitions in life and just want to eat and die. Who would have thought that one day, smoke would rise from the ancestral graves—not that they would get promoted and make a fortune, but that five living ancestors would appear.
Hu, Huang, Bai, Liu, and Hui, the five great guardian immortals are all here, and they won't let me feel comfortable.
Hu Tianjiao thought I was poor, Huang Tiangang called me a coward, Aunt Bai stabbed me with a needle, Mr. Liu thought I was ugly, and Hui Xiaoqi even wanted to charge me for incense.
They didn't let me sleep, eat, or even go to the toilet. They just had one thought: to force me to establish a court and act as a prostitute!
Okay, you guys are awesome!
But this disciple is not in vain. I have to take care of the affairs of the world, and I have to handle the lawsuits of the underworld.
In the first half of my life, I led the Five Immortals across the Northeast, specializing in curing all kinds of dissatisfaction;
For the rest of my life, I went up the mountain to worship the Three Pure Ones, and went down to the underworld to fight ghosts and gods. I just wore this outfit to heaven!
This is me, Shen Luobei.
He has a mean mouth, a tough life, and many immortals.
Who is dissatisfied? Come to Laoshan Village, Mr. Bei, I'll treat you to pork stewed with vermicelli!
Incomprehensible
I can't understand!