(Invincible epileptic flow + extreme decompression + mutual deception between monarch and minister + dimensionality reduction attack, the whole process is not frustrating, and I laugh until my stomach hurts!)
Lin Xuan traveled through the Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty, smashed through the Leopard Room at the beginning, and bound the [Daily Madness Immortal Technique System].
An absolutely invincible but extremely abstract conceptual level magic can be refreshed every day!
Faced with the impeachment of ministers and threats from foreign enemies, Lin Xuan smiled slightly and cast the spell directly.
"Immortal art: 100% chance of receiving the sword with bare hands!" All civil and military officials in the court knelt down to receive the sword, and the great scholar's dignity was shattered to the ground.
"Immortal magic: forced square dance!" The 100,000-watt iron cavalry performed the Yangko dance uncontrollably on the battlefield, and his mentality was completely shattered.
"Immortal magic: If you tell the truth, you will laugh!" The chief minister of the cabinet was about to remonstrate with death, but he laughed wildly in the court and was forcibly carried away.
After Zhu Houzhao, the most rebellious toy emperor in history, witnessed it with his own eyes, not only was he not afraid, but his eyes shone brightly and he hugged Lin Xuan's thigh: "Brother! What a fairy! Please take my little brother to fly with you!"
As a result, the painting style of the Ming Dynasty completely changed, and the civil and military forces of the entire dynasty were on the verge of collapse every day, frantically testing: "Please ask the national master to take away the magical power, I really can't handle it anymore!"
The foreign enemy even cried out in despair: "He calls this cultivating immortals? This is clearly a dimensionality reduction attack!"
Lin Xuan spread his hands: "I'm just a monk who randomly casts small spells every day. It's a complete accident that the Ming Dynasty has conquered the world!"
Good, good, good
It's quite interesting, hahaha [laughs] [laughs]