I have been living in the Shen family for three years, feeding pigs, sweeping the floor, and sleeping in the woodshed.
My mother-in-law called me a waste, my brother-in-law took the last bite of my meal, and my wife Shen Qingge handed me a divorce agreement: "Sign it, don't drag me down."
I signed.
The next day, global news headlines: "The Dragon Lord of China appears! The century-old guardian appears in public for the first time, and the entire United Nations stands to pay tribute!"
The man on the screen who is worshiped by the whole world is me who was feeding the pigs yesterday.
The Shen family wanted me to remarry like crazy. My ex-wife blocked the door and asked me with red eyes: "You lied to me for three years?"
I looked at the collapsing sky behind her and whispered: "Lying to you? No. Next I will lie to the whole world - because the real war has just begun."