The whole capital is waiting for me to be defeated by the Living King of Hell, and I will turn him into a top-notch wife-doting maniac.
A bamboo-tube ancestral secret medicine from the tile village is in hand - itchy body powder to punish unruly slaves, life-sustaining ointment to bring the dying prince back from the gate of hell, soothing ancient patterns to soothe the minds of thousands of soldiers at the border.
He was ruthless in killing foreigners and kept away from strangers. He only made a soft promise to me: Of all the rules in the world, I will make an exception only for you.
The whole process was 1v1, devoted and doting, easy and hilarious, no bloody sadomasochism, from the first time we met for marriage to the end of our lives, he only broke all the rules for me in his life.