I, Ye Chen, am the number one dandy in the Imperial Capital of Great Xia. My ideal in life is to walk around with birds and fight crickets, and lie down until I die of old age.
Until that day when I went out to watch the excitement, I picked up a cold fairy who was poisoned by charm.
In order to survive, I was forced to "sacrifice myself."
After waking up, she insisted on taking me back to the sect, saying that I had "tarnished" her innocence.
I am wronged! She obviously forced me!
What's even more outrageous is that I took the entry test - a useless spiritual root with no attributes and one in ten.
The whole sect laughed at me for being a loser who got to power by sleeping with my senior sister.
I was quite happy, it was good for the waste, and the waste didn't have to work.
As a result, the senior sister knocked on the door every night: "I'm practicing."
Me: "What kind of exercises do you practice?"
The senior sister drew her sword: "Double cultivation."
Me: "..."
Okay, in order to survive, isn't it enough for me to practice this and myself?
Later, I accidentally got this skill, which can absorb all attributes.
Quanzong was shocked: "You are a genius!"
I panicked: "No! I just want to lie down!"
But the senior sister had already pinned me down on the bed: "Practice it again."
The first one is better than nothing