Others brought their girlfriends during the Chinese New Year. Gu Xiaobei, who graduated from the Department of Computer Science, brought back a little walking baby.
The whole village exploded.
The news that Gu Xiaobei brought a baby back has been fermented overnight and all morning, and has been iterated into four versions.
Version 1: Gu Xiaobei found a partner in the city and gave birth to a baby. The partner was busy with work and did not come back. This version was closest to the truth, but because it was too normal and lacked communication value, it was automatically eliminated by the Intelligence System Center.
Version 2: Gu Xiaobei was attracted by a rich woman in the city and got married. The child belongs to the rich woman and he came back to visit her relatives. This version adds the key physical evidence of "Porsche", its credibility has soared, and it currently has the highest market share.
Version 3: The child belongs to Gu Xiaobei, but the rich woman is ten years older than him and divorced, so he dare not bring her back. This version makes up for the "why didn't we come back together" logic loophole in version two, and performs strongly in the sinking market.
Version 4: In fact, the car was rented and the baby was borrowed. Gu Xiaobei owed a lot of debt outside and wanted to come back and ask his parents for money. This version currently has the smallest audience because it assumes a premise - Gu Xiaobei has such high acting skills, but most people think that he is too honest to act in such a big drama.
"Version 4 is too outrageous." Dawei squatted on the steps of the canteen at the entrance of the village, holding a lollipop in his mouth, and said to Aqiang, who came to exchange information, "What about his acting skills? When he was in elementary school, he was caught stealing dates from Uncle Wang's house, and his face turned redder than the dates."
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