FGO: Please Do Not Use Noble Phantasms on the Subway

[FGO + Type-Moon + Fate + Ordinary by Day, Legend by Night + Hot-Blooded + Multiple Heroines + Legends Awakening]

After clearing the battle to save humanity, Shen Sulin, the sole savior, retired with honors. He became the young landlord of the Chalk Tower in Wangchao City's old district and, on the side, a nominal consultant for abnormal inspections of the city's rail transit. All he wanted was to collect rent, soak in hot springs, and enjoy a quiet life.

Until one evening rush hour, when an illegal mage forcibly summoned a Heroic Spirit aboard the last subway train, hoping to cause a massacre in the city.

The next moment, Medusa, with her long legs in black stockings, kicked the summoner flying, slid along the handrail, and stopped in front of Shen Sulin. She took off her blindfold and knelt on one knee. "Master, do I not have to pull the carriage this time?"

Then the entire city went completely off the rails...

He stopped the Dark Saber, who was about to unleash Excalibur in the subway tunnel, by grabbing her ahoge. "How many times have I told you? No Anti-City Noble Phantasms inside the subway station. You don't get your deposit back!"

Mordred speeding through the transfer hall, Scathach brandishing her magic spear at the security checkpoint, and Jeanne Alter and Morgan fighting over the seat next to him during morning rush hour...

Watching his ex-wives, who had reduced international mage associations to tears, line up to squeeze into the clinic on the third floor of the Chalk Tower and beg him to "stabilize their spirit origins and replenish their magic deeply," Shen Sulin glanced at the three Command Spells on the back of his hand, which automatically refilled every midnight, and quietly turned on the subway intercom:

"Chalk Tower is the next stop. All female Heroic Spirits, put away your Noble Phantasms, line up for magic replenishment, and no cutting in!"