[Football] + [System] + [Wild imagination] + [Lighthearted comedy] + [Guilt-free power fantasy]
The System binds itself to Lin Qi, then crashes as soon as it finishes analyzing the national team’s stats:
“Willpower: -8. Basic skills: 12. Luck: -999. The ability-upgrade function has been permanently disabled.”
Lin Qi: “Then what exactly are you good for?”
System: “Ensuring quality entertainment.”
Other players rely on skill. Lin Qi makes his opponents lose their minds.
One “Your wife is really beautiful” and the Japanese captain spends the whole match daydreaming.
After eight spectacular blunders, the Australian goalkeeper blasts the ball away and slips over by himself.
When Lin Qi asks a Korean star, “Did you cut your hair yourself?” the guy is still touching his hair in the post-match interview.
A reporter asks what he wants to say to the fans.
Lin Qi faces the camera. “Tell my ma I ain’t no coward.”
The whole internet explodes.
His teammates, opponents, fans, and even the System can’t keep it together.
The System can’t fix the national team’s football skills, but it can give you an afternoon full of laughs.
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Beautiful, relaxing and funny