Football+System+Brain Hole+Easy and Funny+Brainless and Cool
The system was bound to Lynch and immediately crashed after detecting the national football data:
"Willpower -8, basic skills 12, luck -999, strength enhancement function is permanently closed."
Lynch: "Then what are you good for?"
System: "Guarantee program effectiveness."
Others rely on technique to play football, but Lynch relies on making his opponents stupid.
"Your wife is so beautiful" made the Japanese captain sleepwalk.
After making eight mistakes, the Australian goalkeeper kicked himself wide and slipped.
When asked about the Korean star, "I cut my hair by myself", he was still touching his hair during the post-match interview.
The reporter asked him what he wanted to say to the fans——
Lynch said to the camera: "Tell my mother that I am not a coward."
The whole network exploded.
Teammates, opponents, fans, and the system were all stunned.
The system can't save the national football team's skills, but it can save you an afternoon of laughter.
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