[Dual Male Leads + Episodic Stories + Seme POV + 1v1, Both Pure]
System 052, a trainee System from the Space-Time Bureau, is on its first mission: to bring the protagonist seme and uke together. But its bound Hosts are more rebellious than the last, and 052 ends up making zero matches.
Protagonist seme Host 1: The official match is a sweet, delicate girl? I'm choosing the childhood friend who's just a supporting character. A childhood friend is meant to become your wife.
052: Have some shame! Don't take advantage of your clueless childhood friend, okay?
Supporting-character Host 2: He's my lawfully wedded husband. You want me to divorce him? You monster, I'll hack you to death.
052: Let's talk this out. Don't burn the divorce papers!
Supporting-character Host 3: My wife is irresistible to everyone. Which mistress sent you to wreck our relationship?
052: You're all high and mighty outside, so why are you acting like a scheming tea-drinker at home?
Protagonist seme 4: Should I steam the fish I caught, or braise it? Oh, it's a merman.
052: You had an immortal right there, but you went chasing after a fish!
A few notes for readers: 1. A fluffy, brainless sweet treat.
2. The male leads aren't perfect, but they all adore their husbands.
3. The semes and ukes are devoted to each other.
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