Three Kingdoms: My Crazy Dad Forces Me to Have More Children, More Blessings

[Anti-Trope + Lighthearted Comedy + Everyone Overthinks Everything + Snatching Up All of the Three Kingdoms + No Angst]

“Now that I’ve transmigrated to the end of the Han dynasty, who still takes conquering the realm seriously?”

Liu Chen awakens a sign-in System. Every day, he signs in for things like potatoes and soap. All he wants is to lie flat and enjoy life as a wealthy country gentleman.

That is, until he mistakes Emperor Ling of Han, traveling incognito, for his own father and casually spins him a tale: “Old man, I have the Great Han Fortune System, bestowed by an immortal. If I change the fates of the realm’s remarkable talents and heaven’s chosen beauties, I can obtain elixirs of immortality and revive the Han dynasty!”

He only meant to con a little pocket money and keep lying low. Who could have guessed the emperor would take him seriously? The Great Han’s world grows more and more absurd by the day...

The very next day, the Ten Attendants lead the Imperial Guard to Wang Yun’s residence and “invite” Diao Chan to Liu Chen’s estate overnight, supposedly by imperial decree to discuss the art of the qin.

Cao Cao is devastated: “Where are my Guo Jia and Dian Wei? Why has the court conscripted them all?”

Sun Ce nearly spits blood: “Why has an imperial edict specially summoned the Two Qiaos of Jiangdong to the capital, where they’ve become female officials in the imperial prince’s residence?”

Yuan Shao cries out to the heavens: “Wasn’t the Zhen family supposed to marry into my family? Why have they all moved to Luoyang to work for Liu Chen?”

Years later, forced to take the throne, Liu Chen looks at the assembled civil and military officials and sighs. “I never wanted to compete. It’s just that my deranged emperor dad offered me far too much.”