Great Ming: Old Zhu, Your Son Has Gotten Into Trouble Again

With his left hand, I open the China-France trade and raise an army of a million. With his right, I introduce double-entry bookkeeping and put the Ministry of Revenue in order.

Yang Xian dares to mess with me? I'll piss right in his face!

Old Zhu slaps the table and laughs: “My son sure is wild!”

I was planning to head back to Su County and grow sweet potatoes. Who knew the whole court of nobles would beg me not to retire?

Forget being Grand Secretary of the Ming. I quit!