On the Day of My Divorce, I Swept the Global Stock Market

At the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the ex-wife clutched the agreement to leave the house, with only hollowness and belated regret in her eyes. But I just lowered my head and glanced at my phone and typed out a few words. The next second, a line of red instructions popped up simultaneously on the risk control screens of Wall Street, London Gold, and the Tokyo Stock Exchange—the world's top funds: "All short positions, close them immediately." The ex-wife beside me still doesn't know that her husband, whom she once thought was a "useless" husband, He is the anonymous trader who counterattacked hedge funds during yesterday's pound flash crash and even Soros took the initiative to call for inquiries. I'm in a good mood today Then just let the whole world set off a round of fireworks for me. After all, happy divorce.