Pick a Yandere God to Be Your Husband, Chase After Her and Pamper Her Every Day

[Two male protagonists + cool fishing attack + loyal dog and crazy critic + two-way redemption + double cleanliness + 1v1 pure love + double strength] I just picked someone up at random. As a result, I asked, good guy, he is a god. He is also the most wanted criminal in the world, with a frighteningly high reward! What's even more outrageous is that he relied on me after he woke up. Well now, I, a somewhat unlucky mortal, am also forced to be on the sky-high price wanted list. Buy one get one free, bundle sale, who knows? Later, the Emperor of Heaven himself descended to earth, pointed at me and scolded me: "You must die, you are such a wild card!" The sick man next to me who coughed up blood even after taking two steps stood in front of me and said, "He is mine, please try to touch him." No, brother, when you gods are fighting, can you please not bring me with you? I used to run for my life alone. Although it was miserable, I was still free. Now that I have picked him up, he hugs me every day and says, "Your life is mine, and I won't allow you to die." Help, whoever likes this buy-one-get-one-free wanted poster wants it! I originally thought I had found a father. Only later did I realize that I had picked up an ancestor. So this time, did I lose or make a profit?