I Picked Up a Lovesick God as My Husband, and Now I Spoil Him Every Day

[Two male leads + aloof, teasing gong + devoted, mad shou + mutual salvation + both virgins + 1v1 pure love + equally powerful]

I just picked someone up on a whim.

Turns out, the guy was a god.

And not just any god: he was Heaven's most wanted fugitive, with an astronomical bounty on his head!

Even crazier, once he woke up, he latched onto me. Now even a luckless mortal like me is on a sky-high wanted poster.

Buy one, get one free. Sold as a pair. Who gets it?

Later, the Heavenly Emperor came down to the mortal realm himself and pointed at me, shouting, “You anomaly, you must die!”

But the sickly god beside me, coughing up blood after just a few steps, stood in front of me and said, “He's mine. Touch him and see what happens.”

Seriously, can you gods fight without dragging me into it?

Before, I was running for my life alone. It was miserable, but at least I was free.

Now that I've picked him up, he hugs me every day and says, “Your life is mine. I won't let you die.”

Help! Who wants this kind of buy-one-get-one-free wanted notice? They can have it!

I thought I'd picked up a dad.

Turns out, I'd picked up an ancestor.

So did I come out ahead or lose out in the end?