Naruto: Five Elements Seal at the Beginning, the Nine Tails Are Numb

I, a down-and-out otaku, was taken to work in the Hokage by the Emperor's Armor? So what if the ninjutsu is fancy? What about the brute strength of the tailed beast? The moves of the natives of the ninja world are all vulnerable to the pure power of the Five Elements Armor. Others traveled through Naruto, snatching tailed beasts, seizing blood successors, and getting involved in endless village conspiracies and power struggles. And I just want to be a wage earner, casually crushing strong ninjas who stir up trouble when I have nothing to do, and using the most hard-core armor power to sweep across the entire ninja world.