Marvel Vought 7 Peter Parker

My name is Peter Parker, a Marvel time traveler and Spider-Man. I made a huge mistake: In order to prove to my future father-in-law, Chief George, that I was qualified for police work, I took off my suit at the dinner table, revealing the spider suit underneath. Then, things got completely out of control. Jameson from the "Daily Bugle" went crazy. Not only did he not scold me, he even called me "the Captain America of the new era" on TV! I panicked, this was definitely a cross-over from the Marvel Universe! Now, my identity is known to everyone on the Internet, Aunt Mei was taken to the police station by me, and Chief George even planned to give me a police badge. What is it like to report to the police station wearing a tight suit? Thank you. I am in New York. I just got out of the police car and my head hurts more than being strangled by Doctor Octopus.