[Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy] [The Crown Prince Dotes on His Wife] [The System Is Trying to Get Me Killed] [Transmigration] [The Aloof Crown Prince Loses His Cool] [If this doesn’t make you laugh, come find me in Yunnan. I’ll treat you to wild mushrooms]
Feng Qingyan died after falling while filming a drama, only to transmigrate into the legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister’s household and get bound to a deadly System from the start.
[Beginner Task: Sneak into the Eastern Palace tonight and touch Crown Prince Di Juechen’s butt.]
[Failure Penalty: Organ failure. Survival rate: 17%.]
Feng Qingyan lost it.
She put on a night suit, crawled through a dog door, and scaled a high wall. While the Crown Prince was bathing, she crept into the bath in the dark and gave him a smack.
“Smack!”
It really did feel nice, but her life was just about over.
She was hauled into a secret room for questioning.
Then the System added another task: [Praise the Crown Prince’s butt in front of everyone.]
With a blade at her throat, Feng Qingyan shut her eyes and shouted, “Your Highness’s butt feels like a glutinous rice ball fresh from the steamer, wrapped in silk. Truly the king of all butts!”
Everyone in the room cracked up.
The Crown Prince kept a straight face. “...Shut the door.”
The next day.
The System popped up with another notification: [Today’s task: Spy on the Crown Prince’s morning workout and record the frequency of his abs twitching.]
Feng Qingyan was utterly desperate.
This lousy System wasn’t trying to keep her alive at all. It was sending her hurtling down the road to public humiliation.
Such a funny novel, I love reading it
Super funny and light-hearted article, good luck to the author