The results of the KPI assessment of the first half of the year of King of Hell are out.
Reincarnation satisfaction - zero points. The turnover rate is 60 percent. The recidivism rate of evil spirits is outrageous.
The Jade Emperor gave instructions: The King of Hell should be replaced.
I, Lin Du, died suddenly that night when HRBP, a large Internet company, laid off 300 people. When he opened his eyes again, he was sitting behind the desk in the Hall of the King of Hell and became the Wheel-turning King of the Tenth Hall. My predecessor, Bao Zheng, was dismissed, and I am the fourth and last one - if I mess up again, the Tenth Hall will be dismissed and the underworld will collapse.
On the first day she took office, Po Meng handed in her resignation letter: "I am going to open a milk tea shop in the human world."
I rolled my eyes: "You earn three bowls of Mengpo soup per month, what do you use for it?"
Po Meng was stunned.
I pushed back my resignation letter: "First clean up this mess in the underworld, and then I will become a shareholder."
Within three days - the ghost missionaries returned to work to pay their salary arrears, the joint meeting of the ten hell kings was held, the draft of the unified management regulations of the eighteen hells was implemented, and Meng Po tea was put into trial operation (Forget River water, milk and pearls, drink a bowl and forget all your worries).
The Human Resources Department of Tianting replied: "We will not approve the money for the time being. We will discuss the results later."
OK. If I don't approve the money, I will use the resources saved from the Eighteen Hells to digest it internally. HR has three axes - painting a cake, listening to advice, and making decisions when necessary.
They say that each level of the eighteen levels of hell is a country and cannot be moved. Three months later, my "Organizational Effectiveness Analysis Report" was photographed on Shidian's desk.
They say that the underworld has not changed in 30,000 years. Three years later, the reincarnation queue dropped from eight hundred years to three hundred years.
Thirty years later, the Three Realms were the first to pass the "Organizational Effectiveness