The Tang Dynasty Sky Screen: Six College Guys Spoil Little Sizi

History student Lu Jingchuan found a soft, squishy little dumpling in his dorm room wardrobe.

The little dumpling asked in an adorable baby voice, “Young sir, where is this place?”

It turned out she was none other than Princess Jinyang, the most beloved princess of the Great Tang: little Si Zi!

Even more unbelievably, a holographic sky screen appeared above Chang'an, livestreaming the daily childcare routine in Dorm 404!

The six hard-core college guys, who had been coasting through life, went completely wild and transformed into cyber-age dads.

Si Zi has an asthma attack? A shot of modern medicine works instantly, bringing Empress Zhangsun to tears of joy.

Si Zi wants snacks? Fried chicken, ice cream, and chocolate are served up, making the whole court drool with envy.

Si Zi is bored? Excavator toys and tablet cartoons leave the Great Tang stunned for a whole year!

To pay the exorbitant “modern child-rearing costs,” Emperor Li Shimin of the Great Tang is frantic: “Quick! Send my imperial seal and all the gold and silver from the treasury to my worthy nephew Lu! We’ll trade for that divine artifact called an ‘air conditioner’!”

From then on, Lu Jingchuan becomes the richest man in the world thanks to antiques from the Great Tang.

Meanwhile, with the six college guys “using cyber-age poverty relief” to help out, the Great Tang’s way of life grows increasingly outrageous...

Li Shimin: “Jingchuan, would the throne of the Great Tang be enough for Si Zi’s dowry?”