Heavens above, who on earth did I offend? Why am I one of the unlucky people swept up in this transmigration craze? I’m just an overworked office drone stuck in the 996 work schedule. You want me to transmigrate to ancient times and be an NPC empress? Fine, I’ll transmigrate. But everyone else gets a golden finger like a magical spring or a high-powered System. Why did you give me this useless piece of junk? It can’t do a thing, and only causes trouble. How is a hollow empress like me supposed to survive in this harem? I want out of the palace! I want to run away from home…