Lin Shang transmigrates into the world of Hokage, with a Honor of Kings equipment inventory from the start.
Good news: The Blade of Despair makes you invincible, and Sage's Sanctuary lets you revive.
Bad news: You have to earn gold by killing people.
The Third Shinobi World War.
Cloud says: “If you run into Konoha's Killing God, you can abandon the mission!”
Stone says: “+1.”
Konoha says: “Don't kill me! We're on the same side!?”
Lin Shang says: “Don't get the wrong idea. Those few really couldn't be saved.” (Probably.)
On the night of the Nine-Tails' rampage, he kills his childhood sweetheart, takes the Mangekyo, hacks off a chunk of the Nine-Tails, and defects to Akatsuki.
At Akatsuki:
Kakuzu: “Could you at least leave the bodies intact when you kill people? Collecting the bounty is a pain otherwise.”
Tobi: “You're so scary, senpai~”
Itachi: “Lin Shang, long time no see.”
Deidara: “Th-this... is art!!!”
Kisame: “Compared to me, Lin Shang is the real Tailless Tailed Beast.”
Black Zetsu: “Where's my mom???”
Lin Shang: “I want to keep a low profile too, but my power won't let me.”
Lin Shang has a very easy goal:
Earn gold, buy equipment, steal the Rinnegan, become the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki, and crush the aliens.
[The blurb falls short. Dear readers, please move along to the main story.]
Wang Po sells melons - sells oneself and boasts [eats melons]