Celestial Master of Bureau 749: Catch Ghosts on the Clock, Slack Off After Work

Ye Feng: “If you don’t have money, don’t you know you can buy one? Go to the market! Why’d you have to steal someone’s ox? Do you know how much an ox costs? It’s not easy for farmers to raise one, you know!”

The weasel burst into tears. “Sir... if I could afford an ox, would I have to steal one...”