Gods and Buddhas all over the sky are cultivating immortality, but I am the only one cultivating "healing".
Taishang Laojun made elixirs and became a saint, Tathagata practiced Zen and became a Buddha, and I traveled through the three realms by pressing the feet of gods.
When the Tianting main store opens, there is only one rule: cultivate the seal and line up according to the number. The Jade Emperor wants to jump in line? Go wash the dishes in the kitchen. The Demon King wants to cause trouble? Let's talk after taking a bath in the hot spring. Ksitigarbha's obsession, Sun Wukong's tight band, and Tathagata's cervical spondylosis are all SPA matters when it comes to me.
They asked me what path I practiced, and I said the path of healing. Exchange the "suffering" of all living beings for your own "situation", and heal others as the basis for your own sanctification. The spiritual veins of the three realms dried up, the sky cracked, and the gods and Buddhas all over the sky were panicked.
I was the only one standing at the door of the spa, holding a hot towel in my hand.
Later, a fifth pole was added to the Three Realms. Not among immortals, Buddhas, ghosts and demons, not under the way of heaven.
Taoist name: Saint of the Immortal Healing of the Three Realms.
"Saint?" I shook my head, "I'm just a foot presser."
