I Rule the School with My Awkward Gait and Baby Voice

Su Chen awakens a System that makes every boast he makes come true.

The catch: he speaks in a baby voice, and he can’t walk without his legs going out of sync!

And so, a legend spreads through Qinglan High School:

The battle god with the bizarre footwork, who can smash a strength-testing pillar with one punch,

walks like a penguin after stepping off the stage and talks like a radio announcer.

The school beauty says, “If you won’t be my sparring partner, I’ll send that video of you singing nursery rhymes to the group chat.”

Su Chen tears up as he walks with his legs out of sync. “Woof, woof! Fine, I’ll do it, okay?”

This is a story about fighting the fiercest battles in the stupidest way possible.