We Got Married in the Morning and Divorced in the Afternoon. Are You Two Sick?

[Fighting Couple] + [Falling in Love and Killing Each Other] + [Shadow Sweet Pet] + [Funny Daily] Song Ying, a famous dramatist from Beijing Film Academy, has a life creed: if you have a grudge, you must avenge it; if you can't avenge it, write it down in a notebook and retaliate later. Qiming President Zhen Yang's life creed: poisonous tongue, evil tongue, angry people to death, no compensation for death. The two had a flash marriage to deal with their parents' contract, but three hours and thirty-seven minutes after receiving the marriage certificate, they got into a fight at the divorce window of the Civil Affairs Bureau over a clay vase with a leaky bottom that had been broken by a third-grade elementary school student—— "You are a fifth-grade elementary school student wearing bear long johns and hugging the instructor's legs while crying!" "You went to the wrong department during your freshman year of military training, and you ended up being a model in the directing department!" "Your online dating 'sugar baby' was tricked into writing a 3,000-word essay as a three-month membership!" "You were drunk and holding a trash can to recognize your godfather and you were making TikTok!" Staff:? ? ? I applied for the certificate for you in the morning, and you have to apply for divorce in the afternoon? Can civil servants also provide one-stop services? However, what is suffocating is that there is a 30-day cooling-off period for divorce. So this "confrontational couple" was forced to live together, sign the "Unequal Treaty During the Residence of Comrade Zhenyang", perform "Love at First Sight, I Will Not Marry You" in front of the parents, perform "Brother Yang, I am only responsible for being beautiful" in front of the ex-girlfriend, and go crazy on the road to cheat each other... Song Ying: Whoever doesn't come to the Civil Affairs Bureau on July 31 is a dog! Zhen Yang: Don't worry, I will make an appointment in advance to make sure you can't escape. 31 Days later—— Staff: Where are the people? Why haven't you come yet?