Married in the Morning, Divorced by Afternoon. Are You Two Crazy?

[A bickering couple] + [Love and hate] + [Goofy, sweet romance] + [Funny daily life] Drama queen Song Ying of the Beijing Film Academy lives by one rule: If someone wrongs me, I'll get even. If I can't, I'll write it down in my little notebook and get them later. Zhen Yang, CEO of Qiming, lives by one rule: Be sharp-tongued and scheming, and never let anyone off easy. The two enter a contract marriage to placate their families. But three hours and thirty-seven minutes after getting their marriage certificate, they get into a furious fight at the divorce counter over a bottomless clay vase broken by a third-grader... "You wore teddy-bear long johns in fifth grade and cried while clinging to your instructor's leg!" "You went to the wrong department during freshman military training and still won an award as an outstanding student from the directing department!" "You got scammed by your online sweetheart, 'Honey Baby,' into buying a three-month membership and writing a three-thousand-word love letter!" "You got drunk, hugged a trash can, called it your godfather, and posted it on Douyin!" The staff: ??? "I issued your marriage certificate this morning, and now you want a divorce? Can government employees really offer a one-stop service?" But the most excruciating part is that divorce comes with a 30-day cooling-off period. So the "bickering couple" are forced to live together and sign the "Unequal Agreement for Comrade Zhen Yang's Stay." They act out "love at first sight, I'd marry no one but you" in front of their parents and "Brother Yang, I'm only responsible for looking pretty" in front of his ex-girlfriend, all while tearing into each other at full speed... Song Ying: July 31 at the Civil Affairs Bureau. Whoever doesn't show up is a dog! Zhen Yang: Don't worry, I'll book an appointment ahead of time so you can't run away. Thirty-one days later... The staff: Where are they? Why haven't they shown up yet?