Damn! I Turned into a Goddess in the Apocalypse, and My Zombie Maid Is the Corpse Queen

[Not brainless + scheming saintess + gender transformation + no romance + System management + subverting tropes + lighthearted comedy]

When my ex-girlfriend and a rich second-generation heir teamed up to shove me off a high-rise and I crashed into a horde of corpses, I finally learned that zombies were never the most poisonous thing in the apocalypse.

As I lay dying, the [Zombie Modification System] activated and forcibly reshaped my body, turning this rough-and-tumble guy into a soft, adorable beauty, and making me the Apocalypse Empress who commands the masses of the undead.

Think zombies are too ugly? Spend points to transform them!

The fearsome Zombie King becomes a butler in a tailcoat, dropping to one knee.

I step on the faces of the scumbag and the wicked woman and smile seductively.

I infiltrated the Jiangcheng base, and with a tearful look, got myself the best room in the inner city.

Everyone thinks I’m a delicate, lovable darling, but they don’t know that the “maid” serving tea behind me tore a mutant beast to pieces just last night.

They don’t know I’m her master.

“Help! There’s a zombie tide!” I shriek, eyes brimming with tears.

The next second, the “suited brute” behind me smiles and tears apart the megaphone Zombie King with her bare hands.

The people at the base fall to their knees, trembling. “What kind of monster is this saintess’s butler?”

Just as I’m settling in to be a stunningly beautiful couch potato, Ano pulls a bloodstained chip from the back of her neck and kneels on one knee.

“Master, something is watching us.”

Two words are engraved on the chip: Holy Light.

Later, the adjudicator from the Holy Light Base arrives in a mech and orders me to go with him. In front of the whole city, I turn the lie detector into a light bulb. He kneels and begs me to join the Council. I burst into tears. Being a woman is such a hassle.