To Destroy the Military Strategist, They Insist on Saying That I Have a Clever Plan

I'm full of lies, but warlords from all walks of life regard me as a god! Time travel? System? Goldfinger? None! Lin Bai, the number one bastard in the Liaonan vegetable market, cheated people out of food and drink with a broken mouth, until one day he deceived a murderous warlord. In order to save his life, he casually made up an extremely outrageous "death strategy" while wiping his cold sweat. I thought: It's over, I've fully explained everything now. As a result, the next day, the battle report came - the enemy commander was captured, the food road was destroyed, and the entire army was victorious! The irritable warlord knelt on one knee on the spot, with tears in his eyes: "Sir, you are a great talent! It is like a god coming to the world! Please be worshiped by Cao!" Lin Bai's legs were weak: "Brother, get up quickly! I'm really talking nonsense!" "Sir, don't be humble! Cao has fully understood your magical plan!" "No, what did you realize?! I don't even know!" … From then on, a liar who just wanted to eat and wait for death, shouting that he wanted to "dispose" every day, was forced to embark on the road of no return as a military advisor. The more he tries to run away, the more determined his generals become; the more bad ideas he makes, the more miserable the enemy's defeat becomes. He asked the entire army to plant radishes in front of the formation. The enemy was so frightened that they thought it was a shocking and decisive killing, and they did not dare to break camp for three days. He casually scattered ten chickens on the way to escape. The first volume in the world, Military Advisor Wang, looked at the chicken feathers all over the ground. He deduced it until he vomited blood and did not understand what kind of formation it was. Until one day, Lin Bai accidentally unified the world. He looked at the civil and military officials of the court and spread his hands helplessly: "Let me say it for the last time, I have really been messing around. What are you thinking about?!"