Hello everyone, I am Zhang Wei, a lawyer, a lawyer who has been poor for half his life.
Originally, my life plan was perfect: eating and drinking in a love apartment, surviving divorce lawsuits, and trying to pay off the mortgage before retirement. As a result, after a bowl of instant noodles, a golden light knocked me to Longhu Mountain, and I somehow participated in the "Luotian Dajiao" - to put it bluntly, it was a martial arts conference.
Can you imagine? I, an ordinary person who can't even do push-ups up to standard, have to face a group of masters who have practiced martial arts for decades! What's even more outrageous is that I actually won! By stepping on banana peels, being hit by bird droppings, and throwing steamed buns—yes, steamed buns that cost two yuan each in the cafeteria—I defeated all the masters.
Now the entire alien world calls me the "hidden master". People from all walks of life are chasing me to give me money. The Heavenly Master invites me to drink tea. There is also a girl named Feng Baobao who stares at me on the toilet every day with an expressionless face.
Oh, by the way, I also have a chat group in my head. There are Uzumaki Naruto, Luffy, Iron Man, and Zhuge Liang himself! Zhuge Liang is now my personal trainer and taught me "Qi Men Dun Jia", but after three days of practice, the only thing I learned was to stand the chopsticks on the table.
The most outrageous thing is that everyone says I look like the former head of Quanxing Wugensheng. I am an ordinary lawyer in Shanghai who can't even serve as a community security guard. How can I become a villain?
My name is Zhang Wei, an ordinary lawyer who just wants to go home and pay off his mortgage. But this world doesn't seem to want me to be ordinary anymore.
——The above comes from an unlucky guy who is being chased by the whole world.
