A Running Man Regular, and You Want Me on Five-Ha?

[Variety Show Fanfiction, System Story, Urban Entertainment, Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger, Multiple Heroines, Comeback Feel-Good Story]

(Note: Running Man needs to be added later!)

Why did the production team choose me as a regular on Running Man? I was cheap, young, and had no connections.

The perfect cannon fodder.

“Replace him if he can’t last three episodes.” Those were the chief director’s exact words.

Then, in the first episode’s name-tag ripping game, I crushed Zheng Kai.

Before the second episode even aired, Deng Chao from Five Hahas personally requested, “Lend me that newbie.”

I was on Running Man, but went to film an episode of Five Hahas. I talked Chao-ge into submission, left Chen He completely baffled, and had the director trying to sign me on the spot.

Running Man panicked. Five Hahas wouldn’t let me go.

The two top variety shows started fighting over me, and it trended nationwide.

I just smiled as I looked at the line on my System screen

[Current Rank: Variety Show Rookie]

[Next Goal: Variety Show God]

[Ultimate Achievement: A Viral Moment with Ten Billion Views]

I say I’m a newbie who doesn’t know the ropes, then turn around and run circles around all the veterans.

Oh, and that hugely popular female singer had an absurdly high affection rating for me the first time we met.

She said she remembered my two-second extra appearance from two years ago.

There’s also the female guest from Running Man who messaged me late at night…

And the hugely popular young actress who sat down beside me at the Hengdian film studio…

Never mind. I’d better finish today’s S-rank mission first.

After all, the road to becoming the Variety Show God has only just begun.