(NBA + Kuroko's Basketball + LeBron haters rejoice + Hollywood)
“Congratulations to LeBron on winning the first championship of his life...”
Game 5 of the 2012 Finals. One minute remains, and the Heat are up by 12. The broadcast cuts to James and Wade on the sidelines, celebrating early as they hug and cry. The champagne has already been uncorked.
All of America believes the King is about to be crowned. The Thunder's head coach has all but given up and sends in Lin Yan, a Chinese American rookie who usually warms the bench.
But no one could have guessed that this rookie, dismissed as a mascot, harbors the soul of a die-hard LeBron hater, and from the start has the [Ultimate Tilt System] bound to him, along with a bundle of incredible skills from Kuroko's Basketball!
He opens with [Emperor Eye], shattering James's knees and bringing the King to his knees!
Then comes [100% Accurate Full-Court Three-Pointers], ignoring the defense to sink a buzzer-beating game-winner!
He forces the Heat to swallow their championship champagne, wins three straight games to complete an astonishing comeback, and snatches the FMVP!
From then on, the league gains a tyrant who plays on an entirely different level, while Hollywood gets a suave, womanizing heartbreaker.
On the court, he takes on the 2012 Olympic team with [Formless Shot] and [Hammer of Destruction], shattering Kobe and LeBron's confidence. Off the court, he spends the night discussing basketball with “Black Widow” Scarlett Johansson, while “Wanda,” Elizabeth Olsen, pursues him relentlessly.
James throws up his hands in despair. “I don't understand. Why does my all-out defense look like a joke against him?”
With an arm around Scarlett's slender waist, Lin Yan replies coldly, “Anyone who goes against my wishes, even a King, will have to get on their knees!”
